Distance Dynamos T-Shirts

"Jeez, these things are hot."

CEO with SEO

Cossack dancers

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'She's in training.'

Boxes marked 'In', 'Out' and 'How did this end up on my desk?'

'Usually when a man promises me a fish dinner, I naturally assume it will be at a nice restaurant.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

GPs could be forced to switch IT systems onto new NHS digital contract

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"Unfortunately your Twitter has been hacked. Fortunately it has been hacked by someone much cooler and funnier than you."

The auto-update demons attack-again."

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

The Art of the Deal by Uncle Sidney

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"We'll have to see how this plays out. We bought the Synergetics corp., Synergetics bought Biophase, and Biophase bought us."

'It's hard to believe that at home, she's a mommy.'

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

Unexpected Merger

"We're already wondering what her legacy might be."

Politically Correct Dictionaries

"And if you purchase our 'nothing to worry about here' package, we'll throw in our manager of the year mug at no extra charge!"

Now that the last child had finally left for college, Dot and Neville went through the usual 'empty nest' grieving process.

I've got an attention span of a what are we having for dinner?

Two dancers in bejeweled suits and flat caps

"Look, I'm really having trouble with my computer. I need it to work and I need it now...and your fancy schmancy jargon isn't helping much."

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

My name's Troy, and I'll be your serve tonight. My name's Fred and I'll be talking way too loudly about my colon. I'm still learning my name, and I'll be screaming for no good reason.

'I'm afraid your daughter has a severe case of texter's neck and I see some serious tweeter's thumbs developing, as well!'