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'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"Bad dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Dog Training.

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

Dog Obedience Training Centre.

'Wrong! I'm not delivering this pizza to your house!'

'Ghah. They've moved everything round again.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

Rocco's Dog Training: Out to Lunch . . . Sit-Stay.

'You're supposed to fetch the stick back,not throw it.'

Veterinarians: Back in 5 Min. Sit! Stay!

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnyvale Dog Obedience School?!'