Obedience Outsmarting T-Shirts

Faking obedience

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Noise machines for dogs.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."