Obedience Outsmarting Prints

Faking obedience

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

Dog Training.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

"It concerns me when you say he doesn't come to you when called."

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

"That obedience class was the best $50 we've ever spent".

Noise machines for dogs.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Woman to dog: 'This is you, Rex! Now start acting like you're registered!'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Of course I hear it when you say 'come'. I just choose to ignore it."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'