Obedience Challenger Prints

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Agility God

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Zombie pet tricks.

Do not think outside the box!

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Dog Training.

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"It took me a long time to teach him how to fetch a newspaper."

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"It isn't quite how I pictured it, either."

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

"No, I said 'sit'."