Disney Characters Gifts

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'

Love at First Sight

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

"Happy Birthday!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Every class has one. . .

Inaction Figure

"That's enough small talk."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Which film is hidden here

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Out of action man.'

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Slurpee? Snow White and the 7-eleven Dwarfs.

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

'I wish they'd named all the planets after Disney characters. They'd be a lot easier to remember.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Baby Boomer Nostalgia

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."