Disney Gifts

"Look! I see an abbreviated version of Disney's Bambi."

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'They've gone overboard on this trend.'

Your lips say you did not murder Mr. Geppetto, but your nose says otherwise.

"In the winter Dumbo flies south to Disneyland."

"BOOO! You are eating my uncle and ruining a Disney classic!"

'You'll have to excuse her - being on hold with Disneyland Paris has sent her goofy...'

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

'I wish they'd named all the planets after Disney characters. They'd be a lot easier to remember.'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

"Tell me, have you ever considered visiting Disneyland?"

Panhandling at Disney.

Alice in Disneyland

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

So where did you two meet?

Geez, I can't believe you've never been to Disney Universe!

Yeah, the neighbors are complaining about your wind chimes again, Quasi.

I THINK he said the voice recognition doesn't work.

"Happy Birthday!"

Mickey Mouse Meets Puss in Boots

"I'm Happy, this is Dopey, and that's Sociopathy."

Disneyland 2020 The Emptiest Place on Earth

Baby Boomer Nostalgia

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

The Missing Sock Returns

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Tiny Visions

dog vs UFO...

'Can I have flies with that'

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'