Characters Gifts

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"You ever watch 'Real Housewives of Atlanta'?"

Notable noses Vol. 83.

Love at First Sight

Every class has one. . .

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'CHICK-FLICK' MALE LEAD CHARACTER ARC.

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

A Kangermoo

Margaret Rutherford.

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"What's my motivation?"

Ann Dowd

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"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Giant

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Whitney Houston

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

A woodchop competition with a difference.

Enola Holmes/Millie Bobby Brown

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Bi-Curious George

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

Some of the deadly sins played golf today. Envy's getting jealous because pride won't stop talking about the hole-in-one he made! There was no prize money, so greed didn't play, and sloth never got out of the golf cart. Wrath and gluttony both shot 125! Wrath broke all his clubs in anger, but gluttony is going out for another 18 holes! Ah, he's a glutton for punishment.

"Please help me I'm bland"

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Fagin from Oliver Twist

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed it's 'building my character'?