Character Building Gifts

Teacher to students: 'All the stuff that teaches perseverance is right here in this classroom ... that would be you.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Collective Psyche

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

"So, how are we doing with our trust issues?"

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Film Star Robert de Niro

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

"How to communicate better with your mate"

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"With Harry all options are on the table, including pointlessly looking for a job that doesn't exist for him anymore."

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

It was worth a try, but I'm afraid the thrill is still gone, Harold.

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

"I can't recall a time when I've seen quite so many grassroot initiatives!"

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

"Let's start a small group."

'Who'd like first crack at being Mr opposable Thumb?'