Characters Pillows

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

Love at First Sight

Every class has one. . .

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'There's more to me than my books, you know.'

A Kangermoo

Margaret Rutherford.

"What's my motivation?"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

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Ann Dowd

Giant

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"Ah, honey?" "Yes, sweetheart?" "You've left it in the drawer again."

A woodchop competition with a difference.

'I think the cartoonist is trying to cover all his options.'

"Remember -- you're a mutant sea urchin, and your parents never loved you."

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

Bi-Curious George

"So basically you are looking for books on changing everyone except yourself."

"Please help me I'm bland"

How come when dad has to weed it's 'a waste of his time', but when I have to weed it's 'building my character'?

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Fagin from Oliver Twist

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