Classic Characters Pillows

Love at First Sight

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Rare Books

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Out damn Spot

Playdough's The Republic

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

Large print e-book.

'Caesar salad?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Sisyphus and coronavirus

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

Goddess

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

The evidence destroyed

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Every class has one. . .