Children's Characters Pillows

Bi-Curious George

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

I like the Jets...I guess

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Wildlife

Love at First Sight

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Santa Claus's Mail

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Look, a bug!"

"And this is our media room."

"That'll be five bucks."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

SALE

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.