Disney Characters Prints

'She dumped me for a guy who can talk like Donald Duck!'

Love at First Sight

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Happy Birthday!"

Los Angeles, 1928: Mickey Mouse Emerges from the Primordial Ooze.

Master's Degrees of the Universe

Every class has one. . .

Inaction Figure

"That's enough small talk."

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Which film is hidden here

'NOW what have they talked you into?'

'Out of action man.'

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Doctor to patient: I think I can help you but it will involve a Mickey Mouse operation.

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'The Tooth Fairy left me dental floss and a pamphlet on proper brushing technique.'

Cheshire cat meets cheshire mouse.

"...and the action figures will have concussions, they'll be on stretchers and wheelchairs..."