Dismal Economist Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for the dismal economist? Our collection features humorous, tongue-in-cheek products that capture their skeptical take on economic forecasts. Whether they’re a student, professor, or just love a good laugh about market gloom, our thoughtfully designed items bring a smile to their face. Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because, these gifts blend wit and insight into everyday objects.

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'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....' mockup

'(Sigh!) I doubt if the country will ever have a mood of optimism again....'

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Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other. mockup

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

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"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?" mockup

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.' mockup

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins." mockup

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

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'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.' mockup

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

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"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

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"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?" mockup

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

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Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

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"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan." mockup

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

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'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.' mockup

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

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'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.' mockup

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

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"It failed the stress test."

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Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..." mockup

Chicken - "The Dow is falling...the dow is falling..."

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"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit" mockup

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

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'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?' mockup

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you? mockup

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

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This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping. mockup

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

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'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.' mockup

'I feel I owe a lot to my country.' - 'So, you haven't paid your income tax again.'

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Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office mockup

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

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The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years! mockup

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

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'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.' mockup

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

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Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt). mockup

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

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'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?' mockup

'...but if daddy raised your allowance he'd be hurting the economy by stimulating inflation. You wouldn't want him to do that, would you?'

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'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.' mockup

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

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"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa." mockup

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

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'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.' mockup

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

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'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

'What can we do to reduce our spending?' mockup

'What can we do to reduce our spending?'

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Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000 mockup

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

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"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college." mockup

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

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'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.' mockup

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

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Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.' mockup

Investments: Still Open to New Investors - 'A fool & his money fund.'

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Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy mockup

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

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Dismal Economist Gifts Collection

Dismal Economist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the dismal economist—perfect for those who enjoy a witty coffee break about the state of the economy.

Dismal Economist Pillows

Brighten their home with pillows featuring witty quotes and designs perfect for dismal economists who love humor in everyday life.

Dismal Economist Prints

Discover prints that humorously depict the dismal economist’s perspective—perfect for adding a touch of wit to any office or living space.

Dismal Economist T-Shirts

Find humorous t-shirts that speak to the dismal economist’s outlook—ideal for casual wear and expressing their skeptical views with style.