Disliking Networking Gifts

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Moses on the web

Go team!

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

I'm a self-made man!

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

Networking

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."