Disease Trivia Fans Gifts

'I hope you're happy. I have chicken pox.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Covid Juggling

Billy strip: 'whiskey is not a cure for the common cold.'

Funky Facts: True or false, Seagulls drink both fresh and salt water?

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

"Oh my god, apple pox!"

If at first you don't succeed, call your malpractice insurance company.

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

Young Rat: 'Hello Mrs.Krabrandski,can Rodney come out and Plague?'

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

"I'm not sure if this is good or bad. . . he's allergic to H.M.O.'s!"

"We've been knocked off the top spot with rabies...by a bunch of pigs with swine flu."

'I'm the real thing. I'm FROM the West Nile.'

'Put back his DNA.'

"Looks like an advanced version of the bird flu."

Mad cow complaining about foot and mouth

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

No, I haven't taken an aspirin yet... I'm still reading the bottle!

'How would you like a disease named after you?'

The natural colour of the flamingo is not pink. Flamingos are coloured by their food; blue-green algae that turns pink when digested.

Chicken Nugget

"Ah, Mrs Henshaw, I'm glad you rang me about your ticking sound, as it explains the mystery about my missing watch."

A man misunderstanding his diagnosis

"I see the government's "herd immunity" policy has come into effect!"