Disease Trivia Buff Gifts

"When I was your age, I was already carrying several deadly diseases!"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Before the Internet

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Your test results are in...now the interpretations can begin."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Switch on brain

Quiz Night...

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

"Percy Shattock, Page Three Girls...1979 to 1986."

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Yes I'm afraid this room is bugged, but don't worry, it's just Clostridium Difficile'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

Funky Facts: Elephants.

The Wiki Man.

The Mom quiz show

"What's the first letter of the alphabet?"

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'I got my degree by watching JEOPARDY.'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

'Encyclopedia? No, we don't need it... My wife thinks she knows everything!'

Quizzo tonight! Win a tee shirt! Trivia is my middle name, but I have all the tee shirts I need. So, tell me something: Are there Quizzo groupies?

John Humphreys

'Yes we can cure you - but the bigger problem now is: can you afford it?'

Academic Jeopardy - "This was Titian's favorite after-dinner dessert."

I lost as a contestant on the quiz show, but they gave me this lovely parting gift...

Um... Can I get an 'L', Pat?

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"I'm afraid your test results aren't good. For a start, the capital of Rwanda is Kigali and you put Nairobi."

"These grapes are a bit funny."