Discussing Weather Gifts

"I quite agree - the weather has been pretty dreadful lately."

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'Well, the weather was terrible, but the buffet was AMAZING!! They had EVERYTHING!!'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

'Yeah, it's annoying: When it's hot and humid, my mane tends to curl up...'

"I don't like water, so I hate it when it rains, but I hate it even more when it snows!"

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

"We've got water views again."

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

"It's the hottest since records began."

"Hot enough for you?"

Meteorology Institute. And of course we use cloud-based storage for all our weather data.

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

"I normally don't celebrate the end of winter, but this year I decided I hate cold weather."

'Hurricane Limey is now pummelling the Florida coast, as a result of BBC reporters flapping their hands for dramatic effect.'

Meteorological Office.

British Weather Bureau Symbols

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'For tech-support press one... and don't forget to ask how is the weather today in Bombay...'

'Boy, that was a deep talk about the weather.'

'Moaning about the British weather doesn't make you a climate protester.'

'Oh no - another blasted cold call!'

"And this weather system is beginning to look like genitalia."

Ask Meteorologist Ernie. "What do you think about the saying 'It rains on good people and bad people alike'?" It's true, of course, but it's not what I'm talking about when I say "fair weather."

"They say wind chill makes it feel like 23."

Queen's Jubilee Pageant: 'This is the rain at Putney Bridge, this is the rain at Battersea. . .'

'I thin he has a split personality. Every time he does a rain dance it snows.'

Small-Talk Limbo

'Sunscreen is a big ripoff! I put it on my snowman and he's still melting!'

'Sorry Noah to get you out of retirement but you nip down to Somerset and give it the old 1-2.'

"They say it could get quite warm next week."

'Oh, bugger!'