Weather Discussions Gifts

"They say it could get quite warm next week."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

The interested bystanders.

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Spelling a newspaper

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

"I don'y know about you guys, but I don't feel like I've lost one goddamn bit of my feminity."

'What did He do before he was God?'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Big Issue...'

"Free speech" does not mean your ignorance is equivalent to our knowledge!

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Huge support for focus groups etc but nobody at the political meeting

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

Uni. Snowflake Library

"I hate arguing with someone who knows what they're talking about."

'Crisis? Which crisis?'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

"Hey Dad? Are we still atheists?"

GPs asked to set up dedicated home visiting team for shielded patients

"We're a bit polarized here, I'm afraid. Ingrid wants to invade Haiti, I don't."

"Do you know how masculine it is to risk crying?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

Impressive opinions you can pass off as your own (Entertaining at Dinner Parties).

Parallel Universe Committee - Meeting Today!

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Given what passes as normal nowadays, I doubt I'd even recognize the apocalypse if it came."