Discovering T-Shirts

'That has to be a mirage.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

Easter Island legs

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Tourists

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

World Tour.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Fly Fishing

"Look, a bug!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Sparkling Water

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"