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"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

'You've changed.'

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

Truth

"You used to be that ambitious."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

Bob began seeing his mother, who gave him up for adoption, professionally, three times a week. It didn't help much.

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."