Personal Discovery T-Shirts

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

The Seven Dwarfs After Therapy

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A woman is as young as she feels like admitting to.

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

The Map of the Human Heart

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Is this who I am?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"This is just SO like him. For years, I begged him to straighten up and fly right, and when he finally DID, it was right into a picture window!"

'You've changed.'

Planned service changes

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

Truth

"My inner child feels threatened by my inner baby."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"You used to be that ambitious."