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'Let's see now...The meaning of life, the meaning of life...'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

The star hunters

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Eureka

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

'Curiosity'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

'Well my inner diagnostician thinks your inner diagnostician is completely off the wall.'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

A Classicist Considers Taking Up The Mambo

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

'We've really come up with something, but nine other labs also came up with it this week.'

"I've never known a child like him. He's always finding things."

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

"...I suggest we call it Greenspanium"

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

Great events in Chemistry...

'At least we're doing our part to bring an end to world hunger.'

Research scientist has the word 'Eureka' framed.

'I have this strange feeling I'm going to discover something about psychic abilities. . . next week.'

'Professor Dinsmore talked about a major breakthrough in his cloning experiments!'