Discovering Music T-Shirts

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

The star hunters

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Listening to Coldplay.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Musical genres

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Couple sharing earbuds.

"Brat"

An amplified harp

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

The Music Lover.

David Lynch

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."