Discovering Music T-Shirts

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

The star hunters

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Musical genres

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

An amplified harp

"Brat"

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Gramaphone Man.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'This changes everything -- I found a loophole in the genetic code!'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

'This is quite a thrill. I've never been on electron microscope before.'

The Music Lover.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'Curiosity'