Disconnection Devotee Gifts

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

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"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Give Thanks.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Please hold my calls."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Live your life devoid of attachments."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"The following problem is not recommended for some viewers, or so our attorneys have advised us to say..."

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

4 Reasons for Procrastination

"Here's ten dollars off the books, Mrs. Gregory. It's our way of reestablishing customer confidence."

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

'Delete - delete - delete.'

Peace Fighting

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