Disciplined Mimic Gifts

Policemen marching

So you're a mocking bird...

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Canoe Carriers

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

Performance.

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Maybe we should give him a hand?

Call of the Domesticated.

'Any other suggestions besides blaming it on the Bossa Nova?'