Disciplined Mimic T-Shirts

Policemen marching

So you're a mocking bird...

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"Don't repeat this."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"I see you like to let your actions do the talking."

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

Are you making airplane noises?

Canoe Carriers

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Is this an office or a preschool??!'

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

The successless pantomime becomes a successless criminal

Performance.

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Maybe we should give him a hand?

Call of the Domesticated.