Discipline Sympathizers Pillows

Grounded

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

Science Snobs

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'What a control freak!'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'