Discipline Sympathizers T-Shirts

Grounded

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

'You the one who called Amnesty International?'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

Science Snobs

'What a control freak!'

"Extreme? Maybe. But I have the best behaved school in the district."

I will not waste chalk kid...

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

'I'd like to overwhelm them with instructional excellence, but I'm not above winning through intimidation.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

"No, it's not real, but it does wonders for school bus discipline."

'Boys will be boys, but principals will also be principals!'

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'They're using honey to draw us out. Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

"If you look carefully through this beaker of oil everything looks so much better..."

"If you ask me, good parenting requires clear boundaries, loving discipline and random acts of off-the-wall crazy."

'It says the best way to stop undesirable behavior is to ignore it.'