Discipline Advocate T-Shirts

"Now, about your room." "Aw, mom." "Don't 'aw mom' me. A clean and orderly room promotes discipline." "But ..." "But nothing. Believe me, you'll thank me later. And another thing ..."

Your Message on Your T-Shirt: 'Do As You Are Told!'

'Did you drop a fly ball? Did you?! Bad! Baaaad!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Grounded

Slavery Reparations

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'We'd like to form a support group for homework anxiety.'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

'Should-do and shouldn't-do sound a lot alike.'

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Science Snobs

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

Verbal Orders

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

"SUPERintendent! What kind of powers do you have?"

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'Don't come down until your thirty five.'

"We need to hire a few good men, and by 'men' I mean women and men."

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'