Discipline Maven Gifts

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Jack of all trades

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Dolores is so avant garde.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Man carrying his boss.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Human Brain

The Dandy

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."