Discipline Maven Prints

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

Jack of all trades

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Too much for the school run?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

Human Brain

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.