Disappearing Act Adventurer Gifts

Magic kit - make anything mysteriously disappear.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Ghostbasters 3

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

2pm meet your Creator

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."