Disappearing Act Adventurer Mugs

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Ghostbasters 3

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

2pm meet your Creator

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'