Vanishing Act Fan Mugs

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Land Before Mimes.

The Red Baron meets his match.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"Returns"

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

'Can you do anything else?'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's first visit to his poor relations

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

A cat tamer

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.