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"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Senta jumps into the sea

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Circus

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Red Baron meets his match.

Bette Midler

The Land Before Mimes.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Speed Bump Ahead.

"Returns"

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'Can you do anything else?'

Johnny Depp

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Mr. Ralph Nickleby's first visit to his poor relations

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

A cat tamer

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'