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'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

"First break since 2008."

Washing Line Walker

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Laptops

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Green Bike

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

Spinning Plates!

Simultaneous translation.

Dog carrying a bone on his head.

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

Why didn't you go before we left?

ACcountants Lunch

Red book

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

Farmer Sacrifices Himself to Save the Dung

Michael Caine.

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

I hear the ironic thing is he fails miserably whenever attempting to balance his checkbook.

Spinning plates

Things to do. Break even.

"You may feel a slight twinge..."

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

Virginia A. Dodd: Director of Finance, wife, Mother of Two. Caution: Contents under pressure.

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.