Unicorn Balancing Act Fan T-Shirts

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Supermom.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Kitchen Tetris

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Washing Line Walker

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Laptops

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Green Bike

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

Echo in the hippo.

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

'What the hell

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

'Excellent Darling, you've cleaned up this bone really well!'