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Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

Supermom.

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Kitchen Tetris

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Cow Blue Arrows

Social Distancing Club

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

'Can I have flies with that'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Washing Line Walker

A Tumble Cow

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

'Follow that cab!'

Separation

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"