Unicorn Balancing Act Fan Pillows

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Washing Line Walker

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Mating rituals

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Laptops

'They learn fast, don't they?'

Echo in the hippo.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"We're mythical. Have fun with it."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

Green Bike

Speed Bump Ahead.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.

'I am a bit concerned about what you meant when you said: LET'S DO LUNCH...'

'Gordon likes to base our courtship on that of the Guatamalan swamp owl...'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Some dogs just love the sound of their own bark, don't they?

"I'm hungry anyone else?"

'What the hell

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."