Car Balancing Act Fan Pillows

Green Bike

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Washing Line Walker

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Laptops

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Taking to the sky...

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Our limo's here.'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

Spinning Plates!

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Cylinder Head

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Red book

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

ACcountants Lunch

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

GOAT PATH

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Tight rope walking cat and monkey.