Car Balancing Act Fan Mugs

Green Bike

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Supermom.

Kitchen Tetris

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Washing Line Walker

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Laptops

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Taking to the sky...

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

Speed Bump Ahead.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'Our limo's here.'

Spinning Plates!

Ducks crossing.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Angry pensioner

'Don't call me unless it's an emergency. I'm on vacation.'

The latest range in Muscle cars.

'Wheel technical support line.'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

African Tightrope Between Economic Growth and Climate Security

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Looks like you're in a pickle, mister. . . . heh-heh! A real Dill-Emma, bwa-ha-ha!"

Why didn't you go before we left?

ACcountants Lunch

Cylinder Head

Red book

'Between going to school, watching TV, and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.'

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"