Solo Act Adventurer Mugs

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Napoleon marches off alone

"I had half a date last weekend."

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

Desert Planet

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Desert Island Raking

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Just married.

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

Don Quichotte

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

"We're not fighting mum, we're playing peace talks"