Solo Act Adventurer Pillows

'How's that solo career working out for you?'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Desert Planet

"I had half a date last weekend."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Napoleon marches off alone

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'I'm prescribing a patch to help you get over your inhibitions. Put it over your eye and pretend you're a pirate!'

Desert Island Raking

Just married.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Driverless Car

Taking the elevator instead of the stairs.

"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

'Could the waves be a bit quieter please?'

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

Rambler encounters an existential signpost.

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

"The drag queen option is one seriously to consider, Kevin"

Don Quichotte

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'