Dirt Biking Gifts

BMX girl.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

How Gary got his groove back.

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

User friendly soil.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

Sore Loser

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'We were mud wrestling.'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

BMX Tricks

Motorcyclist.

"Wear a helmet."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'Spider-Man does too take baths!'

"For goodness sake, dear, it's only an electric bicycle."

Man falling off bike at finish line.