Dirt Biking Mugs

BMX girl.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

"I know it is of this earth...."

"Sheez. I hope they like pictures of dirt."

"No, I don't look in the mirror. I look in the soap."

'We think he has a future in politics.'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

"I'll wear any kind of dirt, but I prefer a rich loam with lots of humus."

'I thought this was supposed to be clean fill dirt!'

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

"I have my green thumb, thanks to my black 'n' blue knees!"

How Gary got his groove back.

User friendly soil.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'I'd like to get back to nature...'

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

'We were mud wrestling.'

Sore Loser

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

BMX Tricks

Motorcyclist.

Mountain Bike tracks.

"Wear a helmet."

Man falling off bike at finish line.

Tandem Mountain Bike/Gnarly Stump.

OK... make that three dirtbikes... one very large doghouse... four electric guitars...the biggest chainsaw I've ever seen... aaannnd... are you ready for this?