Director Wannabe Pillows

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Quentin Quangotino

Pony Director

Director/Action Man toy.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

Clive couldn't work out who was stealing office equipment...

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Stage producer.

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'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?'

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"I can't wait to go home and replace all your sports channels with cooking channels."

'Does this book come with director commentary.'

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

"Action! And this time believe!"

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Promise to tell the truth, including the parts you'd prefer to keep for an upcoming book or movie deal?'

'But what I'd really like to do is direct.'