Aspiring Director Pillows

"You can chase your accounting dream later, son. Your mother and I just want you to finish film school."

"Are we going to start working with larger numbers? I want to work as a federal budget director."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Stage producer.

Director/Action Man toy.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I'd like to be one of those people who sets targets for other people.'

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"Progress is coming right along!"

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"Boss, I'm more than just a cashier and mopper-upper guy."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."