Aspiring Filmmaker Pillows

"Action! And this time believe!"

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'I see it as a good thing. Since we've been made superfluous, I've finally had time to work on y screenplay.'

'I feel I have a great director's commentary in me.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'They all want to play the star.'

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"It's a coming-of-middle-age story."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

"I fell I have a great novel me."

'Actually, the entire novel is a metaphor of me getting rich from the movie rights.'

'Your novel has an up-to-the-moment breaking news quality. We intend to publish it in 2012.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"