Aspiring Directors Pillows

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

Director/Action Man toy.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

"Progress is coming right along!"

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

Stage producer.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

Management Styles - Inspirational

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."