Aspiring Directors Prints

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

Director/Action Man toy.

'They all want to play the star.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

'Stop purring I can't hear your heart beat.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Mom! Kathy's feeding her liver to the dog! Want to see the video?"

'If I'd had someone to help me when I started, I might have made CEO...actually, I did make CEO, but you know what I mean.'

"What I did on my summer vacation and how I optioned it to Miramax..."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

So close... Yet so far.

"Progress is coming right along!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Stage producer.

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

"Of course I'm not quitting school, Dad! If anything, I've learned that if you want to succeed, you need passion and leadership and a whatever-it-takes attitude!"

"My report on summer vacation. . . Book and movie rights are available for $1000 each."

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nurse or a secretary?"

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"… and once you've finished advanced infantry training, you'll be assigned to film school."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

"Cut. Cut. You call this a crime scene?"

"Shouldn't be long before we're at the top."

Management Styles - Inspirational

I'm making the definitive sledding video.

"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."